Before she left, her mother gave her some advice: “Daughter, when you’re in Town and if you’re looking for a match there,… you…

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot, then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another one. After he…

Three tortoises, Rodney, Roger and Gary, decide to go on a picnic. Rodney packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble…

New students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery…

Five 4th grade boys in a typical bathroom discussion during recess were discussing how to get a girl. It was nearly unanimous that…

Jim was annoyed when his blonde wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a fender, and that she hadn’t…

A man lays sprawled across three entire seats at a posh theater. Before the show has even started, an usher walks by and…

“I’m doing a jigsaw puzzle at my apartment, but it’s way too hard for me!” “What’s the jigsaw supposed to be?” asks the…

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for a half hour. Then a big…

A guy walks into a bar with two black eyes after a church service. His friend ask “Dale, what the hell happened to…

A milkman who is dying in the hospital is surrounded his two sons, daughter and his wife and nurse. Says to his eldest…

The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went…