A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same…

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!” “But why,…

A woman was 3 months Pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after 6 months. The woman asked the…

A man goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?“ He replies,…

Judi tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it because the car had 250,000 miles on…

The captain comes over the intercom. “Attention passengers we’ve had a minor problem with one of our engines but we have three more…

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City,… Where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the…

A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid…

A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, “Give me six double vodkas.” The barman says, “Wow, you must have…

A man is drinking in a bar when he notices a beautiful young lady. “Hello there and what is your name?” “Hello,” giggles…

Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No,…

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,…