A wealthy, but stingy father was trying to put a birthday party together for his 18 y/o daughter. He wanted the party to…
My boyfriend bought me a diamond ring The stone was cut in the shape of a four leaf clover. I wore it all…
Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and said: “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday –…
A husband, who has six children, begins to call his wife “mother of six” rather than by her first name. The wife, amused…
A mother comes home from work to find that her kids are hiding behind the couch. She asks what’s wrong, and the kids…
He explained his situation to a pet shop owner who replied, “I have a parrot that will let you know daily what goes…
After Brian proposed to Jill, his father took him to one side. “Son, when I first got married to your mother, the first…
A Bee Is Driving Along The Highway A bee is driving along the highway and sees a grasshopper looking for a lift. He…
An Elderly Woman Hurried To The Pharmacy An elderly woman hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and…
A Farmer Lived Alone With His Pet Dog. A farmer named Patrick lived alone in the Irish countryside with his pet dog: The…
Little Johnny Got Lost At The Shopping Mall Little Johnny got lost at the shopping mall. He approached a uniformed security guard and…
Bob’s Wife Sally Called Their Insurance Agent After their barn burned down, Bob’s wife Sally called their insurance agent to file a claim…