Husband gets home and tells his wife “quick, get me a beer before it starts.” She gets the beer. He chugs it and…

A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, “I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you…

My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home! Officer: Age? Husband: I’m not sure. Somewhere between 50 and…

Many years ago during my married days, I accidentally overturned my golf cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in…

They saw a bull mating with a cow. The wife asked the farm manager. Wife: “How many times does a bull mate a…

Son: “Daddy I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!! “ Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son:…

The judge asked the woman what she stole. She replied, “I stole a can of peaches.” The judge then asked, “how many peaches…

An old woman had 3 daughters. One day she decided to test her Sons-in-law. One day she was walking along a lake shore…

A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those Headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.” “No more headaches?”…

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady…

Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers: “Thank you honey, what would…

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with…