When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at “Mom” and pushed send. His…

After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, Joe was hired by a warehouse. One day he lost control of…

A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and…

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for…

An old man is laying in bed, he only has a day or two left. He wakes up to the smell of his…

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make…

A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a undressed beach A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a undressed…

Four married guys go fishing Four married guys go fishing……. After an hour, the following conversation took place: First guy: “You have no…

A man asked his companion if she’d like a drink with dinner. On their first date, a man asked his companion if she’d…

Little Johnny is writing a paper on childbirth and asks his parents, “How was I born?” His mother awkwardly answers, “The stork brought…

so the wife called up her mom and said, “He argued with me again, I am coming to live with you.” Mom said,…

As he was getting ready, the wife woke up and opened her eyes. So the husband asked her, “Honey, would you like to…