Three expectant mothers are sitting in the doctor’s office, knitting. The first mother puts down her knitting, picks up her handbag, pulls out…
The insurance man was explaining the benefits of his policy over those of his competitors. “If you fall from the eighty-fifth story of…
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a…
Wasted on the night before, the two arrive at the university well after the exam ended. They went straight to the professor, saying…
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then…
I asked one of my friends who has crossed 70 & is heading to 80 what sort of changes he is feeling in…
Blonde walks into a doctors office and says: “Doctor, what’s the problem with me? When I touch my arm, ouch! It hurts… When…
A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun of her for being a blonde, so she decided to hang herself. A…
A man comes home late one night, drunk. “Where have you been?” asks his wife. “In the Golden Bar! They have golden chairs,…
The Wine Taster At An Old Vineyard Died. A Homeless Guy, Looking Ragged And Dirty, Came To Apply. He Persuaded The Manager To…
A man, during his night prays, asks God: “Oh, Lord… Why you’ve made women so beautiful?” God replies: “So you can love them,…
I’m furious, my wife is cheating on me with a painter. I found traces of paint in the bed. It’s good that with…