Two men arrive at the Pearly Gates at about the same time, both wanting to know if they will be admitted to heaven.…
Many people who work as a handyman find that it is an interesting job. They never know what they are going to run…
A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this the wife wants him to quit, so she…
A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t…
An old lady is speeding down a highway, when she spots a police officer with a speed gun. The officer signals for her…
We all have met people that seem as if they are the perfect couple and some of them really are, so we often…
Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to…
A little boy came up to his mother in the kitchen one evening while she was fixing supper, and handed her a piece…
A little boy asked his mother, “Why are you crying?” “Because I’m a woman,” she told him. “I don’t understand,” he said. His…
Slow down for a few minutes and read this: A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to…
CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL BORN IN 1930’s, 1940’s, 50’s, 60’s, 70’s and Early 80’s !!! First, you survived being born to mothers who smoked…