An Old couple went to breakfast at a restaurant where the “seniors’ special” was 2 Eggs, Bacon, Hash Browns and Toast for $2.99…

“Sounds good” the wife said…

“but I don’t want the eggs..”

“Then, I’ll have to charge you $3.49 because you’re ordering a la carte”…the waiter warned her.

“You mean I’d have to pay for not taking the eggs?”…the wife asked incredulously.

“YES!”… stated the waiter.

“I’ll take the special then”…the wife said..

“Great…how do you want your eggs?“…the waiter asked.

“Raw and in the shell”…the wife replied.

She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.